When cheating gets lucky

I can`t find an appropriate place to spend my few few hours before my afternoon date checks in,so i decide to visit the nearby church to catch the updates of the latest in in gospel news world,i settle myself on the middle row seat between two large shapeless if not obese women,only to hear guffaws of laughter met with the sickening blood shot red eyes of the presiding clergyman,after meekly looking around i realize  that am seated on a no male zone!how barbaric and discriminatory!i say t myself as i walk out embarrassed,am almost out of the church when i spot what was to be my view of the day,this stunning lass just across the male infested area,her beauty is quite striking that i even stop short,i smile at her,she does the same,and there my friend,i make connection,its then that i realize that i really have to finish what my intention was ab initia,
The summon today is of the sentimental nature,i don`t quite blend well with staying in touch with my emotions so am left with the only option available,to steal glances at the beauty across the hall  as i build castles in my impure head,amid my unGodly acts,i still manage to lend an year to the summon and this time i grasp a little but very useful piece of information,the preacher is on about how we always lose holding on and its only the courageous who succeed in life,how convenient,i think to myself,i ponder on how to approach this hottie but i think of how knowing this girl would jeopardize my afternoon date,am in limbo there,
Am done with the offertory session and i head straight to the washrooms with the idea of bailing and walking out of the temptations  clicking on my mind,to my surprise,i bump on my distraction and am completely lost for words,we pass each other but two steps forward,i get a feeling that if i don`t act up and quick,i`ll spend the rest of the day if not week ruing a missed chance,so i turn back hurriedly and catch up with her before she makes it into the church,i dart my vibe and to my joy,she talks the talk,so we blend,i move quick and i`ve head them say that am quite a charmer,especially when its about making good first impressions,and despite the little fact of her admitting to know me prior the unusual meeting,am still appalled by how quickly she accepts my offer for lunch and simply to kill off some few hours together,so we head straight to my place,upon reaching there,for some strange reasons,i decide to use my friends room which is adjacently across mine.
Time is really flying and the sight of these angel just keeps me drooling and begging for more,by this time i have completely forgotten about my afternoon date,one this leads to another and to the mother of all shockers she strips off and beckons me over......
My guyly instincts tell me that this is a Godly given chance(after all,i met her in a church) but my gentlemanly instincts tell me that its too good to be true or there`s more to the table than i can witness.i burst out of that room like a burning man and like surprises were the order of the day,i bump on my girlfriend(my afternoon date) who jumps on me crying with joy,of course this is too much to swallow,and before i even mutter a word,she plants a very passionate deep kiss thanking me for being so loyal and faithful,yeah,she planned it!!she confesses to have set the stupid trap to see if my zipper had breaks and if  i`d kick it with her cousin mellissa,am so angry at her for such a selfish act but i cool off as am also at fault here,my intentions were not to genuine neither, then again i thank her for `rescuing` me and as she  even made me completely forget what i was running to get...
MORAL OF THE STORY: always leave your condoms in your house!sometimes not having some latex(read condoms) in your wallet is not always a blunder,,,,,,,,,,,,,of course i love my girlfriend but show me anyone who doesn`t stray and i`ll show you a liar!!