There`s nothing that irks me to the core more than a stupid
bimbo judging me, misinterpreting my actions or reading the wrong signs, Just
because I`ve posted a poem to your inbox, timeline or even whatsapped you
doesn`t mean I wrote it for you. In my entirety, I`ve only penned poems for one
person, only one (And it’s all apparent in my blog), so you thinking I`m
writing love poems or whatever shit your pea sized brain adduces to think
leaves more to question. I only share my work for the mere fact that I`m a
poet, or even just because I have your number, and not because I wanna get in
your panties! Noo, never, get that shit clear. Why I`m ranting? That`s a good
question and you`re right, I`m gonna answer you.
In the spate the recent shortcomings I`ve encountered with
several lasses in the past couple of days, I need to set some records straight.
I would have levitated while meditating but you wouldn`t understand.
Wednesday morning, present time 11AM, I`m maneuvering my way
from the Westlands traffic when this lady I had a little something something
with pulls me back with jubilant shrieks like she just discovered fire, I`m never
the lad to play incognito, so I play along albeit having grudges from the past,
(see this female snubbed countless phone calls and texts from me for no
apparent reason). So, here I am with miss chatty chatty going on about how
dashing I look and all that. But it seems all phoney and shit, so I apprehend
her asking why she ignored me and why she had to pull me from traffic like I`m some
mayor in her heart. Her answer literally melts my heart, “You know bae(Don`t
call me bae you nuncho!), you wrote me those poems and I thought that you were
too into me” I`m thinking, “I`m sorry, what? I wrote you poems? When? Why? Do you
know what poems are? Then she goes on to say, “ But I forgave you, and why I
pulled you over? Well you seem to be doing good in life, the suits, the busy
and focused nature of your walks….” Not to brag but I don`t blame her, I mean
the Italians are looking all dashy (I just bragged there, didn`t I?...
This is not the only instance I`ve encountered, I`ve had the
same with a few other ladies. Their case is simply gloating (and making me look
bad) on how I`m forcing myself unto them through writing poems to them, and come
to think of it, people (read girls) should really know that most of my shit is
really sentimental and emo, and that`s just it, I find happiness in sadness and
the only way I can bring that out is through writing.
I`m never the kind to beat around the bush, I`m a straight
up fella, if I want the cookie, you damn right I`ll act on that, but I`ll never
rely on my words, so if you think that me sharing my poems equates to a cookie
plea, you better smell the goddamn coffee and wake the eff up! Now, I realize I
can drop em panties to knee size by penning a few nice words but its never what
it is. I only share my work because I need to, and because I feel that people
can relate to my work. So, all of you lasses who think I`m penning for you, may
you choke on dick! With that said, you can now go back to whatever shitty life
you lead!
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