BEAUTY AND THE GAWKERS

I want to say a few words before you go on to read this piece hoping that you`ll pause for a moment and listen to me then later on you can pass on the inevitable judgements.
First of all let me get political a little and declare that am behind Peter Kenneth in the next year elections as we all know that he`s the best placed aspirant given his track record as well as the thoughts and visions he has for this nation,i mean,this guy made a public speech from his heart!how cool is that?!but as you all know,politics has never been my forte so its only reasonable to leave that to the opinion polls,unto my next point,and i need all ears on this.i`ve nothing against beauty, infact i envy it,and if my facebook update with my wish for Andrea Kenneth to be my homework is anything to go by,then its only clear to all that i have no public or personal vendetta against the Kenneths.
Which brings me to the person that has been the trending topic in the last 48hours or so,Andrew Kenneth!!the euphoria that has had been envisaged in the social media holding it by the nuts,i agree,its a common fact that he`s eye candy,to the females,the gay frat and the media in all equal measure.i`ve nothing against that as i have my league,so with that said,i guess i wont be held at ransom being branded a hater or whatever names ye of the faint hearted would want to use on me.i`ve stated my stand so save the scarthing remarks for your dirty politicians.
 And now to the matters at hand,its one thing to appraciate beauty and another one to gawk about it,what has pegged me back since that eloquent 19year old heart throb Andrew Kenneth made his speech -which by the way am positive that the majority of our women got nothing from as they were busy ogling while others updated tweets and statuses- is that our women must have some kind of a coded message they want to put across.we got it from your first three updates,you and your friends find him hot,but do you have to spam our newsfeeds?or have gazillion updates saying you`ve found a guy who gives you that soap and water feeling down there?
Its the disgrunted males and the realistic females that will join my bandwagon and admit that much has been from the young Kenneth`s ubiquitous smile and speech.generally,hatred like any other vice does not pay.thus the only way we can share a platform is by airing our views,like am doing now,and my friends later.
My closest friend esther is of the idea that its time our nation had an eye candy president as with that,we wont notice the long boring speeches during the public rallies,but sadly that applies to the gay community(nothing personal) and the females of course.but we hope andrea will be in the crowd,that way its justice for all)
I never understand why whenever a goodlooking fella makes it into the limelight,majority of the ladies erupt and follow like clueless rabbits hoping to quench their viewing thirst,paying homage and showering praises to him at the expense of their loyal partners who are relegated to watch at a distance.am left to wonder how they view them,and pity them of course.
To be practical about this,let view this from an open minded perspective,Andy is 19,yes,that young!,still under the bracket of teenage hood(still.nothing personal).so,it begs for mercy when i see a 20 plus lady...no..woman! gawking about her carnal thoughts of this young lad,and her loyal friends follow suit.
Its okay to fantasize,and dream but dont shove it up our firm bottoms!!we get it!,he can gerrit,all of it,but kindly minimise that gawking,it only leaves the public to misjudge your partner,for those who are dating,and reduce your ratings to your suitors,for those who are single,men hate that.which is why am proud of my better half Conille for not joining the hullabaloo,i dont know whether to credit the mutual respect we have for each other or due to the fact that am her type,and not Andy,...you see?i told you i have my league!
Moving on swiftly...in the recent past,our women and by women i specifically mean the kenyan ladies,have publicly  humiliated us branding us unromantic(in all due respect to the faithfuls who have found joy in the kenyan men).others have gone a notch higher and insulted our bed olympics!!sad indeed,but thats a story for another day,we get it.our customs have constantly screwed some patterns that would make us similar or close to those mexican asswipes(excuse my french) that we see on the telenovellas.our egos play a role too,we`re africans,and to many of us,chivarly is dead,but that doesnt warrant such predicaments,be grateful and appreciative,and thank that anonymous cameraman for the view,but dont gawk about it,its senile!
In as much as many of you will find me temperamental,i can bet there wont lack  the sane lot who`ll find the truth in my words,so yeah,understand that we`re wired that way and it takes practice and effort to come to come to that conclusive agreement.and time to learn too,but thanks for education,the future looks bright.

And with all that said,lets hope you`ll find a productive activity to do than spoiling our newsfeeds,you better watch grass fuck,or paint dry than to......you get the drift.and oh,i dont give a rats behind if  i get that personae non gratae bull,thats for you nancy!!!!.
Here is what my friends had to say,....

-Esther Gathoni You know for once we should think about having a hot president,so that we dont even notice wen the speech is all boring,you have to give it up to this guy for making sure his beautiful family would be in social network for awhile..evr1 likes looking at beautiful stuff,which is why most of us watched that launch to the end.while my fav series common law was quite an option..there are some similarities b2n this guy n obama..we all love looking at his cute family,why should we not have that at home.so kudos Andrew Kenneth,i can assure you uv added daddy a huge support,mostly women,by just siting back and looking pretty..i`ll wind up and say..tunawesmake...

Hellen Kelly Bridges

Aint that good as u but i`ll give it a shot.i have to agree Andrew kenneth is really hot but chiqs are behaving so weird wt their updates n tagging his photos.gals should know that he z a public figure now and you just dont mess wt those. its just so absurd how gals r updating weird updates like will u marry me,i love you a.k.how do u love sum1 whom you`ve never met? Those are just fantasies and big dreams.gals should grow up. U c,u appreciate n then u absorb n let t go.ma 1st impression yeah the guy z hot but i didnt dream.ma point is we gals should mature up n act like women da beauty aint al in da hotness buh in da heart. Know t aint all good but  i dont have  mabeshte wameandika crazy things about him

We ladies we so stuck up on the hotness that we miss the important ideas

Davin Kent

So here i am sitting on the reception of an office i had an appointment to when two women the age of thirty - thirty five start talking about a name that has women of all shapes ages and sizes flooding sex shops. A pal of mine who sells greens shockingly informed me of the shooting sales in cucumbers and carrots. So their banter about how hot and sexy the kid(mind you he's 19) is continues both conferring how awesome it would be to lick that kid up. Not Surprisingly The sugar mommy population in Kenya just doubled turning the capital into a cougar town even seeing the Tunawesmake campaign slogan massacred to tunawesmake babies na Andrew Kenneth. To me the gawking and drooling is sickening at a highly disturbing level. Ladies are acting as cats forgetting their master (boyfriends and husbands) who feed them and take care of them for what? A one time fantasy fling that will never happen? They should learn from us guys. I personally have hots for PKs daughter andrea. But i don't go screaming to the world (okay maybe i have few pictures of her in my phone.) Why you ask. Because of self dignity i have for myself as a man. I bet many relationships will go south this weeks. (hoping mine ain't one of them) advice to guys if she has the kenneth fever send her packing, call up the boys and hit the bar.

Rolfe Sonia Kowki -know he is hot an he knows that,so what?do i have to tell the world that i know?hell no!!keep it on the leash girls!
Creaby Cantrell Conille - he`s good looking yeah but?aint my type.....then again,whats there to gain?,appreciate beauty and move on!